DoraemonFC

Me. Nobi

2009-01-26T21:53:00.002+08:00

Oi! I think this blog is really Dead. What's Wrong?

2008-12-15T13:37:00.002+08:00

QUIZZIE!!!! Private quiz...pls don't tell others your result!

Is your best friend a fake?

1]Does she scold you a lot?
a)Yes
b)No

2]Who asked who to be best friends?
a)She asked me
b)I asked her

3]In group work, do you always have to ask your best friends to join you? a)Yes, I always have to walk to her
b)No, walk to each other at the same time!

4]Does she seem to know a lot of other people?
a)Yea
b)Not really, we have a group of usual friends, but the two of us are the closest

5]Does she tell you a lot of her secrets?
a)Not really...
b)Yes!

6]Does she confide to you her troubles?
a)No
b)Yes

7]Does she ask you to give her lots of things?
a)Yes
b)We share!

8]Can she tell when you are troubled?
a)No
b)Yes

9]Does she change the subject when she knows you are uncomfortable?
a)No
b)Yes

10]Does she always seem to be not available when you call her?
a)Yes, I can hardly talk to her over the phone
b)No, she's always there!

11]Does she reply your SMSs and emails?
a)No...rarely
b)Yes, always

12]Does she laugh more when she is with you, or with others?
a)With others
b)With me

13]Does she join the same CCA as you?
a)No
b)Yes, we stick together like superglue!

Mostly (a)--Yes, she is a fake.

Mostly (b)--No

2008-12-12T11:27:00.002+08:00

Doraemon here >.<
The Woollen Sweater story is coming soon, on 20th December 08. Its like a Christmas and Friendship story...
EXTRACT FROM The woollen Sweater

"I DIDN'T!" Nobita shouted at me.
"Don't lie!" I hurled back at him. Tears were rolling down Shizuka's face. Finally she stood up.
"Give it a rest, Doraemon! I don't think Nobita would have betrayed you! He's your best buddy!" Shizuka said to me.
"Well then, if he didn't, why does everyone know that I-I-I urinated in my blankets?"I spat at Shizuka, my face reddening. "I did not tell anyone that I wet my blankets, except him!" I whirled around and looked at Nobita furiously. He retreated several steps, but he was still glaring at me.

2008-12-09T11:39:00.002+08:00

Ok I give up. Riddle answer is: Lend the car to the doctor, then the doctor can drive the sick man and himself to the hospital. Then you can spend time with your best friend.
I'm coming up with a TOUCHING friendship story soon: The Woollen Sweater By Goh Ser Yiao. Please read it! I will post it to this blog chapter by chapter. I'm still writing it, so the story is coming soon!!! I'm Doraemon, btw.

2008-12-07T20:21:00.002+08:00

Riddle answers! Wait. I won't write it yet. Not when you all don't answer it! Answer it if you want the answer!!!
You want quiz? Then do it!!!!!
I come again tomorrow....

2008-12-06T12:01:00.002+08:00

Quiz by DORAEMON[:
Are you natural?
a-my answer;

1]How do you pose in front of a camera?
a)Smile sweetly and look happy!-a
b)Pout and wear the latest fasion clothes

2]What do you wear to a friend's B'day party?
a)Anything that is comfortable-a
b)Tight and fasionable clothes

3]How do you walk?
a)Swing my arms and walk naturally-a
b)Slowly/like a catwalker

4]Do you giggle?
a)Not really-a
b)Yes

5]How do you laugh?
a)Laugh loudly-my laugh is full of humour!-a
b)Cover my mouth and giggle with my friends

Results

Mostly (a)[my result]
You are natural and people are always clear of your intentions. Its good to be natural, as you always look nice.
Mostly (b)
You are unnatural. Try to act more naturally. People sometimes think you are a little insane and unnatural. Act naturally, and you will look nicer and people can be themselves around you.

2008-12-05T15:44:00.002+08:00

Riddles!!!!
Q: You just bought a new two-seated car(1 driver seat, 1 passenger seat). You were driving along a quiet alleyway when you came across 3 people: A man with a serious illness and needs to go to the hospital or he will die; A doctor who needs to rush to the hospital to save a patient IMMEDIATELY; and your best friend. You want to save the man, and save the doctors patient. But you also want to be with your best friend. What should you do?
Please put your answers in COMMENTS. Thankyou, riddle by DORAEMON[:

2008-12-04T14:27:00.002+08:00

Quizzie again....by Doraemon.

Are you a 'good boy/girl'?

m-mark;a-my answer;r-my result;

Q01]How often do you get scolded or punished by teachers?
a}Hardly ever-1m
b}Every now and then-2m-a
c}Almost everyday-3m

Q02]How often do adults praise you?
a}Every adults I see gives me at least one praise-1m
b}When I do something good-2m-a
c}Do 'That child is so wild' count as a praise?-3m

Q03]Have you broken school rules?
a}Never-1m
b}What rules?-3m
c}Every time I feel up to chilling around-2m-a

Q04]Can you sit still?
a}Only nerds do that-3m
b}Sometimes-2m-a
c}I always do so-1m

Q05]Do you like to help your teacher carry books?
a}Of course-1m
b}What a waste of time-3m-a
c}When my teacher calls me to-2m

Q06]Do you pass up your homework on time?
a}Yes, with blank pages-3m
b}Sometimes I don't-2m-a
c}Always, with everything done without a single mistake-1m

Q07]Are you attentive in class?
a}I listen with my fullest attention-1m
b}Sometimes I don't-2m-a
c}No way-3m

Q08]Do your teachers seem to be fond of you?
a}They tell me I'm a good girl/boy-1m
b}They dont really notice me-2m
c}I don't think so-3m-a

results--------------
8-13-
You are a real good boy/girl. You are probably a teacher's pet. Sometimes don't be so uptight about rules, and just be yourself. Your teacher, loves you probably. Being too much of a good child makes others think you are bossy, so relax a little, and you'll be fine! Of course, don't break too many rules, either.

14-19-r
You are normal, which is the best. Not too bad, not too good. Better blend in rather than stand out as a very good or bad child.

20-24-
Oh no. You are a super-bad child! You should regard rules as higher priority, and who knows, your life might be easier without your teachers and parents punishing you all over the place. I know its difficults to behave, but just try your best.[;
_________________________
I scored 18. What about you?

2008-12-04T14:04:00.003+08:00

Ans for the last riddle!

Nobita, you got it wrong, both your answers are wrong.
ANS:

Bring the goat across the river and put it on the opposite bank. Then go back to the first bank and bring the grass across, put it on the opposite bank, and put the goat, that is on the same bank, back into the boat. Then go back to the first bank, put the goat there, and put the wolf on the boat, then bring the wolf across to the second bank, where the grass is. Wolves do not eat grass. Then go back to the first bank where the goat is, then bring the goat across.
This blog is so very dead.....should I abandon it?

2008-11-29T17:03:00.002+08:00

HAPPY B'DAY DORAEMON!!!!

Today is my B'day! 29Nov2008! Happy B'day to me!

6G blog

2008-11-28T14:50:00.001+08:00

I don't want to be incharged of 6g blog. Why don't change my name to Ser Yiao?

2008-11-28T12:33:00.000+08:00

Doraemon here

You Are Not Addicted to Gossip

You're not a big fan of gossip.
Not when it's about your enemies or friends.
If you're going to say something about someone...
You'll just say it to their face!

Are You Addicted to Gossip?

2008-11-28T11:42:00.002+08:00

Doraemon here. I'm giving you all a riddle!

I have a wolf, a goat and some grass. I need to get all of them safely across the river. I only can bring 1 of them with me(e.g. the wolf and me only, or the goat and me only, or the grass and me only) onto the boat that goes across the river.
If I bring the grass with me first, and leave the wolf and goat on the bank, the wolf would eat the goat. If I bring the wolf across first, the goat would eat the grass. How can I get all three items across the river safely?

Pls put your ans as comments. PLS DO NOT PUT ON TAGBOARD, PUT IN COMMENTS.

I would like to create quiz too!

2008-11-25T18:30:00.003+08:00

Hi, it's me Nobita... ... I would like to create quiz too! ma= my answer

1) What do you like to eat?

a) bread(1)

b) potato chip(2)ma

c) toys(3)

2) What do you like to play?

a) computer games(2)ma

b) basketball(1)

c) PSP(3)

3) What computer games you like to play?

a) Maple story(2)ma

b) Isketch(1)

c) Warcraft(3)

4) What do you love most?

a) Friends(2)

b) Family(1)ma

c) Statue(3)

5) Which subject you like the most?

a) English(1)

b) Mathematics(2) ma

c) Mother Tongue(1)

d) Science(3)

What are you? m=mine

5-8 Excellent!

9-10 Very good! m

11-12 Good!

13-14 Average!

15 Poor!

Write your answers in comments!

2008-11-25T11:19:00.002+08:00

Doraemon here. More quizzes!

You Are Somewhat Honest

You do tend to tell the truth a lot
But you also stretch the truth on occasion
You figure a little lie isn't a big deal
As long as it doesn't hurt anyone too much!

How Honest Are You?

You Are an Optimist

You definitely see the sunny side of life, even when things aren't going so great.
And while you may not be a realist, your optimism has really improved your quality of life.
You have the energy to take charge, solve your problems, and enjoy life for what it is.
Optimists are happier and healthier - so keep thinking positive!

Are You An Optimist or Pessimist?

2008-11-25T11:16:00.001+08:00

Doraemon again. Look at this quiz i took you'll find it even funnier,lols:

You Act Like You Are 5 Years Old

You are a kid at heart. You never quite really grew up.
You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

Playful and fun, you bring a lighthearted attitude to every part of life.
You're a little irresponsible, but your charm makes up for it (in most cases)!

What Age Do You Act?

2008-11-25T11:12:00.001+08:00

Doraemon here.[:I just had this quiz:

Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman

Inside you've got the passion and ideals of a teenager
And your intensity for life is what attracts most of the men you date
You also like to party - and quite often you're the life of the party
You've brought the best of your younger years with you... at least most of the time.

Are You A Girl Or a Woman?

2008-11-23T10:10:00.002+08:00

QUIZby Doraemon

m stands for MARKS
What plant are you?

Q1:What is your fave colour?
a)pink(my ans)-1m
b)white-2m
c)blue-3m
______________
Q2:To you, which is most important, your friends, parents or siblings?
a)Friends-3m
b)Parents-1m(my ans)
c)siblings-2m
______________
Q3:If you are drowning with your family and friends, who would you save first?
a)Friends-3m
b)myself-2m
c)family-1m(my ans)
______________
Q4:Your parents scold you and cane you because you did not get good results as you didnt work hard. What do you do?
a)Complain to your friends and seek reassurance from them-3m
b)Know you are wrong and work harder-2m(my ans)
c)my parents never scold me, I always listen to them and study hard-1m
______________
Q5:You know you are in trouble. What do you do?
a)Face it bravely-2m
b)Try to run away-1m(my ans)
c)Don't care-3m
______________
Calculate your score....
5-8(me)
You are a Peach tree. You are filial, yet you need to have your own mind, too. You must be brave and cannot always rely on your parents. Face your problems, and the result may not be as bad as you think.

9-12
You are a Jasmine. Your siblings are your life. You love them, but you are also sensible. You face your problems bravely and you don't mind suffering.

13-15
You are a Forget-me-not. Hmmm... ever heard others say you dont care about anything...well, thick skinned? You must listen more to your parents. You cherish your friends, that is good, but remember, your parents made you, not your friends. Be nicer to your parents, and you will understand that everything they suffer for, is for you.

_______________
Ok, I did this quiz after I made it, pls put your score in comments. I scored 6.

2008-11-21T22:24:00.002+08:00

ADDICTION---ADDICTED
Gameboys, PSPs, computers-are they thatfun?
by Doraemon

Many Singaporean children are addicted to gaming. That is a very serious problem. In my personal blog, I have mentioned a fight--because of a game.
A boy has shown extreme violence towards another boy who had accidentally made the former restart his PSP game.
The teachers tried to calm him down, but he kept screaming and shouting and he took about 45 minutes to calm down by a teacher and a Snow City worker. We made a real racket. The teacher said that it was just a game, and he could just play it all over again and have fun, too.
WHY are children addicted to gaming? WHY did 45 minutes of fear passed for everyone-just because of a game? This ridiculus but serious incident happened today, in the afternoon at 2.30pm after lunch, in the Snow City ice-cream making room.
We were in a adventure tour by that time.

Can i count this as a QUIZ?

2008-11-21T19:25:00.002+08:00

Its me, Nobita? I made a small little game right below. Check it out! Scramble the WORDS! 1) ohlle itytk 2) enicpl deal 3) nomeardo 4) ternietn 5) ibocgnun Write your answers in comments.

2008-11-18T13:11:00.002+08:00

Mas Selamat: Villian or Victim?

For about 8 years Mas Selamat bin Kastari has been the most wanted person in Singapore. He is believed to be part of a terrorism group JI, which has killed 202 Civillians in the Bali Car bombing in 12Oct2002.
He had caused more terror in Singapore than any other Singaporean.
BUT DID HE?
After much brainstorming, I thought that the JI could have wanted its members to have some tattoo or mark for identification. Mas Selamat has 5 children, so he could not have spent so much time on terrorism if he had so many children, says Goh Xiong Jie(serkoon).
In fact, says Mr Goh Ser Koon, 6, it might even be an imposter posing as Mas Selamat. He does not know if Mas Selamat has any brothers, who could pose as him for they looked alike.
I hope the Government can investigate if he is really Mas Selamat, not an imposter who changed his identity and BC. He might also be like Adolf Hitler, a mixture of evil and wierd, who killed 6million jews, and yet he is vegetarian and takes good care of animals.

Doraemon

2008-11-15T10:46:00.000+08:00

MySpace Graphics

I hope you like this cartoon!-Doraemon

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2008-11-15T10:05:00.003+08:00

This blog is so very dead! Can you all please come here? Alright, we'll post jokes, but you must answer them! AND come here!

Q:What does the ocean do to say goodbye?

I don't have any special jokes, but Nobita does. Nobita, you have a job. And do it.
LESSONS!!
Drifting plankton
Plankton are animals and plantswhich prowide food for lots of other animals. There are BILLIONS of them in the oceans. They cannot swim, so they drift through the water. Most kinds of planton are tiny. Planktons such as the phytoplanton and zooplankton are fed to Herrings and Mackerals. Phytoplankton are fed to Zooplanktons. Almost all sea animals depend directly or indirectly for food on them.
One glass of sea water can contain as many as 50 000 phytoplankton. Zooplanktons are Phytoplanktons are so small that they are even smaller than the letters in these words I am writing in this post.

Doraemon

2008-11-14T12:41:00.002+08:00

Dear Readers,
I hope you liked the 2009 PVPS End-of-year performance. I'm sorry, that I got the ending time wrong. It is 11am instead of 11.30pm. I apologize, everyone, for giving the wrong information. I hope no one has read that or took that seriously.
The End-of-year performance consisted of the Principal's speech, followed by the prize-giving ceremony, the Guzheng performance, the Malay Dance, and the Indian Dance, International Cultural Dance, and the FINALE. The Concert performers, P6s, and the prize-winners sand a song called "Reach out for the Stars". That's all for the End-of-year performance.

Doraemon, aka Seryiao

2008-11-13T14:13:00.003+08:00

Hi everyone! Please visit the 6G class blog @ HERE alright? I hope you like the song there. Today's the last day of school. All P5s have to attend the End-of-school celebration tomorrow. P6s, concert participants and prize winners have to report to their form teachers at 7.30am tomorrow. SHARP. The others p5s have to report to school(hall) at 8.30am and everyone would leave at 11.30am. SHARP.
Wear your FULL school uniform tomorrow, as if you are going to school(We ARE going to school by the way, LOL) Concert participants and P6s, bring your costumes, if you have. BRING them. Prize winners for P5G are:
1st in class: Wymann
2nd in class: Yong Qing
3rd in class: Han Yi
4th in class & good conduct: Rafi
Best in Chinese: Yong Qing
Best in Math: Nobita(Choo Yen)
Best in English: Dorami(Candice)
________________________________________________________
I am just the fifth in class! Nobita's 8th, but he's best in Math and Dorami's 9th but best in English. I wish I am first in class.....I should try harder next year. Good luck for your PSLEs!!!

Doraemon

2008-11-09T20:46:00.002+08:00

Hello everybody! I'm posting okay???>Doraemon. Well, i hope to get my report book as soon as possible. Hey! Are your going to any places during the holidays? For me, i Do Not know. Actually, Doraemon, i can post but do not know what to post... ... ( Nobita ) ( Choo Yen ).

2008-11-08T20:51:00.002+08:00

Dear Readers, I went to Changi Chapel and Museum today, right after ballet class. On the way there, I found out something that I think would be very, very useful to all of you, especially adults.
When we passed an Expressway with speed cameras, Mummy wondered where the speed cameras were. Xiongjie and I spotted them on top of lamposts.
Please don't go speeding if you all know where they are and think you can speed where there are no speed cameras!!! Because they are EVERYWHERE!!
Interesting read? I hope this improves the DFC blog.

The Changi Museum was beautiful. Its opposite Changi prison, which is protected by fences with bulbwires so that the prisoners can't escape. Its a wonder how Mas Selamat climb over that. By the way, theres a million-dollar reward on Mas Selamat's head, and don't think he cannot run fast just because he limps on his left leg!! I was told that Mas Selamat can zoom out of the Earth like a dog tied to a rocket! Anyway, Changi Museum was like a memorial of World War ll and all the heroes like Lim Bo Seng, Elizabeth Choy....blah blah blah.....and I was very surprised that there were Japanese that actually worked against the Japanese(or rather, worked against themselves) and saved many POWs. Intersting, right?

Doraemon

2008-11-07T21:59:00.001+08:00

The previous joke ans is anyone who raises their hand....
At least you ans jokes, Nobita
I want to write more interesting stuff, starting tmr!!!
Come tmr alright?

Doraemon

2008-11-07T21:38:00.002+08:00

What happened in the last two days wasn't too good. BTW, I was thinking about letting our classmates Valerie ans Iris join the DFC and post to this blog so that our blog will have more life. Peiying, I want you and your sisters to post too, but as you dont have an email and blogger account, I dont think if the DFC people would be the only ones posting if I wrote the Username and password for this blog on the tagboard. Our blog is getting more dead by the moment and No new members are joining. We also dont have much activities as I cannot find jokes to post about already. So I think there would be no lessons, jokes and all that stuff in the DFC blog from now on. But that does not mean it would be dull, and BTW you all dont seem to like them, so I dont want to waste my energy on writing jokes that no one answers.

I think there should be new activities that could do with Doraemon or Friendship, like getting more members so you all would be more enthusiastic. I'm getting more and more worried about the DFC now.
Hint for Nobita: You can post about what happened today and all that[:

I know Dorami has to revise too much for PSLE and does not have time to even touch the computer, so I'm telling her that she could loosen around studying for a while, and like me, do some sports like skating and apply for DSA(direct School Admission). Being good at sports and CCAs also helps in your PSLE, as it's not ALL about studying, is it?

I want you all to be a member of the DFC and we will repay you, someday. I dont see why you all dont like to come here when I, yes only I, work soooo hard! Its time you posted, Nobita. And its not only posting, you are not even coming to the blogg! Please at least care a little about the DFC, I hope you know what is your postion.

Doraemon

2008-11-05T14:29:00.002+08:00

HELLO!!!! Doraemon here....how did dorami put green boxes in her post?? BTW, I didnt stay home from school just becouse of a SORE THROAT!!!!! I had a fever, OK??? I cant use comp for long, only have 10mins. Gooodbyyyeee!
Doraemon

2008-11-04T19:00:00.002+08:00

It's me posting again-candice(dorami)! I wonder when our report books would be given back 2 us.Sigh...........quite bored,posting and reading books at the same time. Well, not really. I read 2 pages of that book, then i write 1 and a half sentence. Hee hee :-].I feel like reading now so Bye!

2008-11-04T18:43:00.003+08:00

Hi!I am posting again.I will try to post these few days because I cannot post from this year's December-next year's October. Too bad Doraemon is absent today. I dont think that she was absent before! Probably because of a sore throat.Hope u get well soon. I m excited 2 go 2 Vivocity(how do u spell it?) for the Maths Amazing Race on Friday!Who is going 2 the Maths Amazing Race? Bye! :)

Candice/dorami

2008-11-03T21:46:00.003+08:00

Jokies!

Q:Who can do handstands?
Last ans:A blind is a person who cant see while a blind is a window blind
Participants 1;Winners 1;
Nobita

Special Joke!!!

I'm sure you all heard of this, just saying.

A: Whats the animal that keeps asking "why?"
B:......
A:The ans is : a pig
B: Why?
A: YOU'RE A PIG!!!YOU ASKED WHY!!

LOL

Cyberbullying

2008-11-03T21:35:00.004+08:00

This is about cyberbullying, you people. I dont know if its that serious,but luckily I deleted that post where I scolded XiongJie. XiongJie, I hope you can forgive me, since I embarresed myself by apologizing in PUBLIC. I can't believe I can ever be so mean, as a leader of the dfc. I hope you accept my sincere apologies, and I hope you all still accept me as a leader of The DFC. Please, please forget what I wrote about my brother and dont tell anyone in case everyone knows and insults him. I'm really, really sorry, and I therefore apologize to everyone.
Phew! This want that hard, saying sorry. I hope you all learnt a lesson from this incident and dont follow my horrible actions of cyberbullying. I will not do this again.

SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY

Thanks for forgiving me, XiongJie!!
P.S//Cyberbullying is bullying others using the internet like spreading rumours, like what I did]:...I still cant forgive myself

DoraemonSerYiao

I am posting now!

2008-10-31T18:53:00.002+08:00

Hi! I am posting right now! ( Hope you are happy now Doraemon ) It's a long time ever since I've posted in this blog. I could not post much last time cuz of SA2 , in fact, I could not even touch the computer until the exams were over.Next year is our PSLE , anyone is feeling nervous? I am. dorami/candice (i prefer my own name 10% more)

2008-10-31T11:31:00.002+08:00

I'm really lonely because Nobita and Dorami are not posting?
Why isit always me?? They can post jokes and friendship article and lesson! Then they said that they have nothing to post about!!
I'm going to abandon this blog soon if they dont post for another 2 weeks, sorry but dont blame me, I posted 110 times.

2008-10-26T11:21:00.001+08:00

Hi people! I put a new game in the playroom already.... Why no one visiting now!? Even Nobita and Dorami not here...

2008-10-24T22:18:00.003+08:00

YAY!!! Finally after exam!! My results not too good though....]: Did you all watch Crime busters x2? I hope you did. This episode was all about Yv Qing and Yv Jie only... next Monday last episode...It'll be scary, you all go and watch it, I'm not telling you what happened! Then it will be more of a surprise...P: SCARY!!!

Those who wanna play UNO with us next Tuesday, please meet me during P5 recess @ the Primaty 5G table. Joreen's bringing her UNO cards too!

Jokies!
Last ans: TUT, tut, tut! [The sound lizard's make, and coincidence, the sound people make when they look down on others, so the 1st lizard looked down on the other which had fallen off the wall]
Q:What's the difference between a blind and a blind?
1 participant; 0 winners

No Special joke for today...unless you count that one when Megan called Wymann an actress when he's a boy. See in our Class Blog .

Too late to post lesson, mother nature and friendship article... This weekend I'll find some free time!

I'll post the photo of Singapore River some time during the holidays or before, please be patient...

P Po Pos Post!

2008-10-24T14:50:00.004+08:00

Hi! Exams are finally over! Hope you have done well in your exams. I am still... not very happy? Because PSLE coming? Ok... I am happy and glad that i actually improve my English! The subject i hate the most? By the way Doraemon, I did post now. Choo Yen ( They call me Nobita?)

Toooodaeee-Dorae

2008-10-18T21:07:00.002+08:00

Hiyes! Nothing much to do today. Yaaaawwwwwnnnn!!!!! Tomorrow, we are going to Skate!!!! Practicing for the Haloweeen Night skate. I am so excited!
Today I went to ballet class....
Outside Yamaha, Cherilyn[Ballet friend] and I saw Jiayi and she said there was no ballet today! We were shocked, so we went in to check. But there WAS ballet! I didnt go last weekend, so I had a bit of trouble keeping up. But I managed it at least. [:
So everyone was worried about Jiayi....she didnt show up....Well, I just gotta teach her steps next week. LOL.
Bye bye I gotta go do assessment....sry bout th short post! G nite!

2008-10-16T20:11:00.002+08:00

I lovee Doraemon so much!!! Haha!
Hi, Doraemon here. I just realised that this blog isn't as fun as last time, with all our visitors gone, exams, less activities and Nobita and Dorami not posting often and not answering jokes!!!
I'm going mad! I was so happy that so many visitors came then they all went away! I wish Nobita and Dorami will help me, they're not helping at all and I posted more than 5 times more than them!!!D:
MAD!!!!!
OK, joke now: Q: What did the lizard say to the other lizard who had fallen off the wall? Previous ans: I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
No Winners
1 participant(s)!!!!! :DDDDDDDD!!!!!!! At least one is better than none! OMG it rhymes!.....

Special Joke now!

Mother: Do not play the computer while I'm not at home, unless The Bodhistavva(not sure jhow to spell :p) says that you can do so!
Jane: OK.
After a few hours, Mummy came back to see Jane typing away on her computer.
Mother: Didnt I tell u NOT to play the computer!?
Jane: Unless the Bodhistavva says so.
Mother: Did he?*stunned*
Jane: Yeah, I asked, and his hand was in a way that says *OK*

Hahaha!! I have no time for lesson....Please answer jokes, or you'll be sorry! LOL.

2008-10-15T16:19:00.002+08:00

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Soooooriiiieeeeee! For not posting for such a loooong time! I got a whole week to the next exam coz of PSLE marking days!! Then I think I can post everyday! Hope to see you all tomorrow!
P.S: Mr Lim said he wants the sweetypoo person to own up. Can the culprit pls step forward?

Sprinkling u with happiness,
Doraemon

P Po Pos Post

2008-10-10T22:23:00.007+08:00

EEExams are coming! Are you nervous? I think so. I very long never post le. I want to post but i do not know what to post. That's the problem. Anyway, i finished posting. See Ya! Choo Yen (Nobita?!)

2008-10-10T22:11:00.002+08:00

Pls wait patiently, visitors! Exams are going to be over! Ans this joke in the meantime:
What did the octopus say to his girlfriend?
Pls put your ans in comments. Thankyou!
Joke last ans is:You pear them up. No participants! ]:

2008-10-09T19:40:00.003+08:00

Hi! Doraemon here! I finally can use comp! I've been sooo busy revising these days. BTW,our last day of exams is 24October,Friday. Please come back on that day! Then our blog will resume its normal, fun state, with all the jokes and fun again! I hope we will have all our avid readers and visitors back by then, like peiying, peiyang and peixing! I promise!!

messages to u all:
me~Nobita and Dorami:Must post after exam!! Or I will bash u 2 up. u all now very lazy to post.
me~valerie: I not copycating u
me~all: pls continue to visit here after exams!

2008-10-01T20:46:00.002+08:00

I hate now! I can't ppst often now and this blog is getting sooo plain! No jokes, nothing! The exams are coming and we are banned from blogging....:[ And that NobitaNobi sooooo looong never post and ans jokes! You all too! Last time you all love to answer jokes, but now? No more readers! Be more enthusiastic please!
Pls visit here,
Doraemon Goh Ser Yiao

Xiamen photos

2008-10-01T09:16:00.002+08:00

Hi! Doraemon here! Did I tell you about my trip to Xiamen, China with teachers and friends in the March holidays? Here are the photos! I got them from our Xiamen trip group 2 blog. Click to visit! You can also visit Dorami's Blog for more. Here you go:

Blah Blah

2008-09-28T12:44:00.002+08:00

Hi, Doraemon here. War going on between megan and meihui but i dun want to interfere too much in their business coz its none of my buisness......
I cant post from Mon to Fri ]: .....so meet this Say okay? seeyas!

2008 Mid-autumn festival photos [Doraemon]

2008-09-26T21:05:00.009+08:00

2008-09-26T16:37:00.002+08:00

I just had my composition exams this Thu and Fri. I'm so nervous!

I'm more confident for Chinese. Mrs Khoo told us today that some of us said 'I' in the compo.

And I am one of them!

We're not supposed to write about the main chracter using 'I', Mrs Khoo told us.

I'm gonna fail! I wish I won't. I hope not.

But its so different for Chinese compo. I felt nervous and scared, but when I started to write, suddenly, magically, I knew I could do it. I wrote and wrote and I was faster than anyone else. I could suddenly remember all the good words and adjectives and I was-was-enchanted! I didnt know why too! I know I can do well! For chinese. Now I'm free till the 10th of Oct. Yay!

Oh, I almost forgot. Some time this weekend I'm gonna put up the Mid-autumn festival videos and photos. Do come and see!

Nobi LANtern...

2008-09-19T21:00:00.003+08:00

Hi! I'm Nobita. Nobi Nobi. WoW! Last Sunday, I think it was lantern festival? My relatives came to my house. Then we went to the nearby park to play. My cousin, brother and I played with candles. Do you know what?! Later we start to campfire. The fire was not so big... We use candles( subsitute the twigs...) campfire. We even played with Sparks? ......

The 2nd post from Dorami

2008-09-13T22:19:00.002+08:00

Hi! Tis is my 2nd post 2 doraemonfc(tis blog).I seldom post.Doraemon post the most.My 1st post is about friendship.If u wanna see it, then go 2 the time machine and go to last month or is it the previous month??? Find out on ur own.(sry 4 the inconvinience caused) . By the way , I just attended the latern festival or whatever it is with doraemon(ser yiao). Too bad that inthe lucky draw, none of us won any prize. There were some games like cuttin the pomelo. Doraemon n I only brought home the goody bags. We also carried our laterns frm the goody bags n walked to dunno where n back 2 the school. When all the performance ended,including lucky draw,i went 2 1 of the stalls and bought 3 fishballs n went home. I think the lantern festival quite fun, i mean erm.....enjoyable.Its gettin late n i haven eat dinner yet. Bye!!!!

Pls visit my blog

2008-09-09T21:14:00.003+08:00

Sorry everyone if I have to dissapoint you, but I decided to post more in my own blog. I will be installing a tagboard there soon so you can comment. Click on the link "Doraemon" in our links column to visit. I will still post here, but I will only post articles such as our jokes and lessons. I will also post if I see someone do a good deed or a bad deed. But to see what I did the whole day, visit my personal blog(: G'nite!

Jokes and riddles

2008-09-07T11:34:00.002+08:00

Q:How do you get 2 fruits to dance?

Previous Ans: By e-nail

No participants-AGAIN

PLS PARTICIPATE!!!!!!

OUCHIE!!!!

2008-09-06T21:20:00.003+08:00

Guys, I just fell HARD on my knee cap during rollerblading lesson today! Its still painful. Yesterday, Mummy bought me brand-new guards that are exactly the same as hers. Really small. But I like samll ones because they are comfortable and you won't feel too hot if you sweat under them. Don't xiang wai huh!!

So I wore them to training today. And when I was doing a Sparrow, I stepped on my stopper--BOOM!--I fell hard on my kneecap! I rolled over the floor in pain, moaning. Uncle Raymond, Niina and someone, who I think he is Uncle Raymond's friend because they were talking just now, rushed over to see if I was OK.

I kept rubbing my kneecap. Mummy saw what was happening and rushed over. She called Papa who was skating somewhere else to come. Then they gathered around me. I couldn't help feeling a little embaressed. There I was, lying on the floor like a big baby. You may ask why I fell on my kneecap, where I was supposed to have my knee guards?

I will answer that question. I WAS wearing knee guards, and I told you they were small. And loose lol. So they slipped of my knee. Uncle Raymond said that these guards were not good, and we can throw them away. Then Mummy told him they were brand new. She told him it was because I liked small guards. Then he said that I could wear big knee guards, like Niina's. He said Niina didnt have guards, so he gave her some old ones that he had. Generous of him.

I didnt cry, I don't cry much. But it hurt, alright. Niina was tugging on my arm for me to get up. Then that friend of Uncle Raymond's said not to pull me, let me get up by myself. Then he said that my knee guards were no good, they were only good-looking. Moral of the story is: Don't judge a book by its cover. LOL.

Miserable ends

2008-09-04T21:45:00.005+08:00

I'm so miserable! The holidays are about to end! I WISH it can be longer! Today was not bad, though. All as planned! And I even go to rollerblade at the CC! You know, Its been raining non-stop this week. Sad. So gran woke me at 8am sharp. After getting ready, I still had 15minutes to spare(We were planning to leave at 8.45am, the STAR Writer programme starts at 9am). So I decided to read Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire. Then I was so deeply engrossed in the book that I left the house five minutes later than planned. So....I was LATE!!!!

I ran into Janell at the school gate. Then we chatted as we walked together to the hall where we were supposed to assemble before our teacher brings us back to class. While walking, I think I saw Anne, Hanyi and Megan hanging out at the stairs. We waved to them. But arent they scared that they will be late?

Doraemon:Hi! What a coincedence. You think we gonna be late?**glances at wristwatch**

Janell:No, we have 3mins to walk.

Dorae:So hows your blog going?

Jelly:Told you, I havent been able to use the com these few days. And I'm so unfamiliar with HTML codes. They are impossible to read. How on Earth did you manage to read that language? You told me that I should use an anime blogskin to match with my pics...I've been using the blogger templates ever since I created my blog and I'm used to blogger helping me to edit the html codes. So...I'm really unused to it. And don't relink me yet, I haven't prepared everything. I needa get used to html codes first...before i edit it...then advertise.

D:I used to be like that too. I used to use the blogger templates. In fact, I didnt know there was a site called blogskins.com! But that was before I saw Anne and megan's blogs, and found the blogskins.com site. My fate was worse than yours! I had no one to help me, and I took a fortnight before I learnt to read the codes. Not like you, can ask me for help. No offence pls.

J:.......

D:So I try to call you when I'm free and teach you. But some things are hard to explain...so maybe I'll tell you at recess time one day when school reopens.Byes.

So we reached the hall. Poo told me my class had left! I raced towards the corridor and saw Umairah walking there too. I ran to her.

D:Hiyyas Umairah! Are we late?

U:I dont think so.

So we reached the classroom to find that most of our class were already there. My faced flushed as everyone turned and looked at me. I hurried to my seat and sat down. Mrs Teo, our teacher, was discussing the story curve with us when Hanyi and Anne strode into the classroom. They were arguing about seats when Megan came in and sat between them. Anne was ritting on Shizuka's seat. Coincedence coz Shizuka didnt come today either. So the lesson carried on and on and on till 10.30am. Lemme show you my lesson schedule:

Dates/day

~~22/08/fri~~

~~27/08/wed~~
~~4sep/thu~~

5sep/fri

10sepwed

17sepwed

24sepwed

Thats it for today! Good night!

Freaking Ghost-story teller-Jia He Yi

2008-09-04T11:13:00.004+08:00

Hi everyone! Its me again, Doraemon, aka Seryiao. (: Youi will definately know what this topic is abt, or rather who this topic is abt, after reading the title. Yes, this is abt my loving anime, cat lover classmate---Miss Jia He Yi. Not that I hold a little grudge against her and come to complain by posting in a blog that the WHOLE WORLD can see. I'm not that nasty, ok? She is the most famous Ghost story teller in the class. Sometimes, during CME class, Chen Lao Shi let Heyi tell us some of her Ghost stories. Mail me @ doraemon423@gmail.com if u wanna hear her ghost stories. Her ghost stories are not really frightening to me, but some ppl freak out! But heres a surprising but true fact, read carefully: HEYI IS SCARED OF MY GHOST STORIES! surprising? Her ghost stories involves blood appearing while mine does not. Hers involves the actual ghost appearing right in front of a human's eyes, while mine does not. So there is actually a reason for her being scared of my stories more than her own. You know why? Coz mine are more REALISTIC. Right? I mean, ghost won't normally appear right in front of our eyes, covered in blood. OK, I think its best to tell you one of her stories, lemme tell u 1st, its not really realistic at all, but she says its true. Those who don't like horror, pls skip all of my words till you see: 'End of story'. Alright? Here goes: There was a girl who rented a house from a man(lets call him Mr Tan). Mr Tan told the girl not to go to the toilet after Midnight. One night, the girl felt that she needed to go to the toilet very urgently. It was well after Midnight. When she entered the toilet, the door locked itself automatically. 3 hands, covered in blood of course, shot out of the toilet bowl. The 1st hand asked her: "Do u want yr soul?" The 2nd hand asked her:"Do you want yr heart?" The 3rd hand asked her:"Do you want your body?" The girl, panicstricken, answered:"I want them all." The next day, Mr Tan walked into the toilet to find that the floor was flooded with blood. The girl was lying on the floor, dead. But her right hand was moving. **********************************End of story********************************** A little scary, but too unrealistic, Heyi. You needa work on them(:no offence. Now listen to mine: In the army, the soldiers have to be grouped in groups of 10, no more no less. To "take attendence", they will line up in a vertical straight row and face the front person. The front person acts like a leader. He will shout:"Numder off!" and he himself will shout:"1!" Then the 2nd will shout:"2!"3rd person will shout:"3!" and soooo on till the 10th person. When all ten Numders are said, whick=h means that all 10 ppl are here, they will set off. On of the grps forgot to Number off. The last person in line was feeling a lil unwell and fainted, his frens did not know, of course, he was right at the back. Halfway through the journey, his grp members realised that they were short of 1 man. So they searched the island, but the fainted man was nowhere to be found. A few years later, new army recruits came in. When one of the grps were numbering off: 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! .......................ELEVEN! The last soldier jumped. Eleven? It was sill dark during the dawn, and they didnt dare to look behind. So they set off. When they stopped to rest at a clearing, they numbered off again. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10............ELEVEN!! Shivering with fight, they walked to the very place the soldier fainted years ago. "number off!" 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10............ No more eleven. lol. *******************************End of story************************************ I was a lil scared though. Anyone scared? lol. Mine is definately more realistic, right? Remember the one abt Aishah? Click on the August 2008 archive if you dont know. So yr ghost stories musnt include blood. Or else it wont be realistic. Maybe scary, but definately not realistic.

Lesson of the week!

2008-09-03T11:32:00.002+08:00

Topic:Why is the sky blue?

Light travels from the Sun to the Earth. Although the light seems to be white, it is actually a mixture of the rainbow colours: Red, Orange, yellow, green, blue, violet and purple.

As light moves through the air, the colours in it are scattered through the air. the colour blue is scattered the most. So, the sky appears blue.

Taken from the book "How does the wind blow?" and re-written by Doraemon

Special Joke of the week!

2008-09-03T11:17:00.002+08:00

Patient:Doctor, I thk I'm mental. Can u heal me?

Doctor:I can. Jus put this bucket on yr head for the rest of yr life.

Patient:Why?

Doctor:Aha! Thats it. Yr not mental coz u know that putting a bucket on yr head is stupid.

Patient: ......

OKOK I know this is not so funny and all...butI'll try harder next week,Ok?

Jokes and Riddles

2008-09-03T11:12:00.003+08:00

Q:How do fingers communicate in a computer?

Previous ans:by using their cell phones

No participants):

Why u all always like that one!?

Answer the joke by commenting(:

PLEASE dont rain!

2008-09-01T12:59:00.003+08:00

Buddha pls dont let it rain this afternoon!! PLEASE!! **prays** Hey btw guess wad? I CAN DO A LOOP JUMP ON SKATES!! I learnt it yesterday when Niina cant come coz she had a party or sth. So I'm alone. But there r also advantages! Uncle raymond can focus on teaching me only. So i will b able to learn more. I wish I can do 1 complete round instead of jus a stupit 3 quarter or half round! I'm gonna go to the CC this evening and practise. IF it doesnt rain. I'm gonna skate everyday coz its the holidays! I'm sooo happy! The dec holidays r my fave time of the year. I increase in 1kg every dec holiday coz I eat LOTS!!

So yesterday i was too lazy to post :P U cant believe wad happened yesterday! I saw this quite fat man, a lil old, with his hair dyed yellow and brown. When he talked, i dunno whether my ears were playing tricks on me or I actually heard that he had a chinese accent. I mean, he was chinese alright, but his accent is much heavier than mine. Like he lived in China b4... but I'm different. Even though I'm chinese, my family too, my family lived for many generations in Singapore. INCLUDING my GRANDPARENTS!! Shocking right? But we have a tinnie tiny bit of accent. Strangely, Xiong jie has a very strong accent. But He havent been to china b4! Its probably bcoz of his teacher, Chi Lao Shi...

Now back to non-related accent stories... That man jus walked into the sheltered area under uncle raymond's block where we were having lessons. When I was taking a break, they sat down to chat. I figured that stranger was a fren of uncle raymond's. Then when I got back to train, the man kept looking at me! Creepy. Then he stood up and beckoned me over. And....r u ready 4 this?------- He got into the loop position! Then he "corrected my mistakes. But it worked! It was soooo...... well, wierd. This man knows how to figure skate? Then I overheard....Ohno its raining! hope it wont last loong :( ....that this man used to be a figure skating instructor! UNBELIEVABLE. Even my parents said so. Thats it 4 today. Byes!

P.S. I'm gonna post the joke later.

Songs by Ser yiao

2008-08-30T10:21:00.001+08:00

I hope u lyk th song I jus put in th music box! Dun say I copy janell th song is different lah jus similar mine is longer. this blog is not only doraemon ok!Its abt ALL anime! I luv anime! <3

Videos videos vidoes by Ser yiao

2008-08-30T09:28:00.003+08:00

Watch these videos pls.one of them is th doraemon one.I got another one featuring my fave figure skater, Hsin Chia Ling.I wish I can be lyk her someday...

Slideshows--animes by Ser yiao

2008-08-29T19:33:00.002+08:00

This is a slideshow of my fave pics i jus made pls enjoy:

Jokes and riddles

2008-08-28T19:38:00.004+08:00

Hey everyone! I'm posting coz I'm soooo bored! Yes, its abt jokes agn! Excited? Happy? Ants in yr pants? Here u go, today's joke:

Q: How do prisoners stay in touch with each other?

last ans: It means: Add oil spore! mean that spore ppl will be fat lol.

No Participants-pls participate!

This message is for peixing:

I'm sry if I insulted u. How bout I give u sth? But there is a major prob. I dunno where u r. So what do u want me to do? Its really ok if u dun wanna join this club, but at least be frenly agn lyk last time, rite? dun need to be so violent. thk abt it... bye!

Jokes Jokes Jokes by Doraemon agn

2008-08-27T20:52:00.002+08:00

Q: What does: "Jia You! Singapore" mean?

Last Ans: Medicine

Reason: Did u notice that "Farmer C" sounds like "Pharmacy" ? I'm sure u all know what is Pharmacy right? Its a stall that sells medicine.

Nobita's Mum Participated with ans "Food Number 3"

No Winners

For New readers, pls give yr answer to today's joke by Commenting to this post. Include yr nickname and pls do not be Anonymous. We will announce the winners by our next post. Pls be patient. WE HOPE U WILL ENJOY YOUR STAY AT OUR BLOG!!! Good nite!

A herd of bees--by Doraemon

2008-08-27T20:25:00.002+08:00

Normally u guys jus say that u have butterflies in yr stomach when u r nervous or excited. Its lyk, u have some kind of wierd emotions inside yr stomach which feels lyk there r butterflies inside. FLUTTERING around. And I'm sooooo excited for tmr's trip to LITTLE INDIA!!!! WOOOHOOOO!! Mummy is now @ mobile(gas station). Normally @ gas stations u have all those mini supermarkets rite? Mummy said she'll buy some sweets there for my little india trip. So btw, I know some1 new in my life! Yes, i'm always excited abt meeting new ppl. But this one's known me 4 like a few days liao. Her name's Guey Ching. ....... Wait lemme tell u sth abt xiong jie 1st. He so bad! He say he jump on the bed then he ask me dun tell anyone then I jus tell granny. I mean, this type of stuff cant b promised! I'm doing him good, after all. Then after i tell he go say he is lying to me its jus a joke. As If I'm stupid loh! IF he's lying, he'll say"Jie, this is fake, jus to let u laugh so dun tell anyone..." instead of jus: "Jie, i tell u sth dun tell anyone hor" rite? see the big difference? Then he go call me stupid. Fine loh! If I'm stupid then I dont help him with his schoolwork lah! I'm stupid what! He think I what isit? So lets carry one to guey ching......... she's quite nice. U can go to her blog @ www.bangloved-x.blogspot.com her cbox can move! OKOK I feel lyk asif I'm doing free advertising 4 her blog lol. I HAVE A HERD OF WIRD BEES IN MY STOMACH!!!!!!!!! Which means i'm suuuuper excited 4 tmr's trip! Byes!

LOOK below

2008-08-26T12:55:00.003+08:00

Fill in the blank with the word ' Yes ' or ' No '.

" _____, i am a pig."

Look below

If you cannot answer this question, give this question to another pig!

I'm sweety sorry... by Doraemon

2008-08-25T19:38:00.002+08:00

I'm really sry everyone! I know I am sometimes not friendly.... I havent been doing well enough as a member of dfc.... My apologies to my whole class and everyone I know..... But please gimme a chance to change? Btw, I got:
CL:81%
HCL:85%
Eng:73.5%
Math:83%
Sci:83.5%
I'm not happy with all my marks..... So low! But its kinda wierd that my hcl is actually better than cl. So wierd right? I can be odd sometimes.... AND my math deproved by A LOT!!! I used to get 90+ but know jus Band 2! I almost cried in class!

Fun times by Doraemon

2008-08-25T13:46:00.003+08:00

1st I'm gonna start with the jokes...... Look down (=

Q: Farmer A sells food. Farmer B sells food too. What does Farmer C sell?

Last ans: A spin cycle

No Participants(why u all always never answer!?)

Now the lesson: Its abt rubik's cube:

The rubik's cube was invented by Erno Rubik. The cube was therefore named after him. He was a Hungarian Professor of Architecture and Design. Within 1 year of its launch in 1980 it became the fastest selling puzzle in the world! Mr Rubik MUST be a genius...btw, rubik's cude is CURRENTLY STILL the best selling puzzle! Most scrambled cubes can be solved in only 17 turns with the aid of the com. So far nobody has found a scrambled position that needs more than 20 turns to solve it. Maybe I will, I took almost 100 turns and I still couldnt solve my cube... Some ppl can solve the cube from ANY position under 45 turns. Read the next sentence carefully: Some ppl can even solve the cube BLINDFOLDED!! How cool is that!? I wish I can do it...... =(

Now abt Mother Nature......

Do u all know whats greenhouse gases? Its a type of gas that keeps the heat from the sun that comes to Earth stay on Earth to keep us warm at night. But.... listen carefully: MOTHER EARTH IS SICK!!! We have to save her! U know why? coz we humans r the ones that made her sick. Yes, u read that right!One of the reasons r water pollution. We pollute the water by Deforestation, Oil spills and dumping rubbish into the water. Therefore, Animals are also suffering. I'll tell u what they are later.

Water pollution

There are 3 main forms of water pollution: Deforestation, Oil spills and Littering into water bodies such as oceans and rivers. I'm sure u know whats littering.... right? Comment if u dun understand anything in my post, btw. Deforestation is to cut down forests to clear land. As ppl cut the trees, their roots will not be there to hold on to the soil on the ground right? So the soil will go to the nearby water bodies as rain and strong winds blow. When they r in a river, they will cover up the water surface and block sunlight from reacjhing underwater..... u all know whats photosynthesis? Its a process which plants make food with carbon dioxide, water and sunlight right? So, without sunlight, the plants underwater cannot make food and will die. soon, there will be less and less water plants. The aquatic animals which eat these plants will also be affected when there are too little plants. They will also die due to the lack of food. Then the carnivorous fish will also be affected. Soon, there will be no water animals left!!! Isnt this horrible? Oil spills from ships has the same effect. DO NOT litter in the water, or anywhere else. If u throw a plastic bag into the water, it will lk like a jellyfish. So the animals who eat jellyfish will thk they r jellyfish and eat them and die! I'm sure nobody wants this to happen. There are other things which made earth sick, of course. this is jus one of the reasons.

SAVE MOTHER EARTH!!!

1)Switch on the fan instead of the air-con

2)NO MORE LITTERING!

3)Switch off all electrical things when u are leaving

4)Save paper(dun ask why just do it!)

5)Plant more trees

FINISHED!!! with mother nature article! This blog is like a magazine lol.

NEXT ARTICLE: MY LIFE!!!

Today I never get scolded! But someone did. I wont say the names of the culprit and victim, dun wanna embarress them in front of the whole world... Jus call them A and B.

A and B sits together in class at the back row. They started a fight. I dunno how it started, dun ask me. So A called B a PROSTITUDE!!! Then mrs khoo was very angry and asked A to tell her why. Then A blamed B and said that B called A a gigalo first. But when mrs khoo asked B, she said no. So mrs khoo asked A to write " I'm sorry I called you a prostitude on a piece of paper and let his parents sign it. Poor A! So he cried... I actually couldnt help felling a tiny bit of sympathy, even though I know he is wrong. I'm sry A, but its yr own mistake. Its very rude... So u learnt yr lesson, dun blame anyone okay? Say sry to B tmr if u see this.

Thats it 4 today! Wait for my next post!

Jokes and riddles LOL by Doraemon

2008-08-22T22:41:00.002+08:00

Q:What kind of bike does a washing machine ride?

last ans:At a mixer

No participants

Ok this is just a short notice. I decided to post more on my personal blog. But I will still post here so dun worry. Clickhere to visit my blog.

4 down, 1 to go! by Doraemon

2008-08-21T13:19:00.006+08:00

Yay! Now that out of my 5 exams, I finished 4 and theres only 1 left!! And thats HCL. I dun..... I gotta eat lunch... see ya later! OK i'm done. Today sch was fun! I got back my eng results and its HORRIBLE!
73 1/2
So horrible right? I havent get back other subjects yet..... I wish their not as horrible as my eng results... today we play treasure hunt during CME class!!!!
How cool was that?
We have 2 form groups of 5 ppl. Our group members are: Me, suneo, shizuka, dorami, iris. Nobita cant join coz he has to switch classes for MT(CME is part of chinese class). Too bad.
Here's the list of stuff we have 2 find in our 1st round:
1 sock(ew!!)-provided by iris
1 shoelace-by me
1 $1 coin-shizuka
1 pair of specs-shizuka
1 50-cents coin-suneo
1 5-cents coin-suneo
I must b the one to provide the shoelace since i'm the only one in our grp who has shoelaces... U know what? dorami actually held iris' sock! ewwwww......Chen lao shi even joked with us that we had to find a pair of UNDERWEAR!!! Then dorami and I decided to draw one out! Suits Jia hao.lol. Imagine jia hao in a polka-dotted underwear!
Here's the list of items we had to find in our 2nd round:
5 hairs from our legs-suneo
1 twig-me
2 goose egg pebbles-dorami
3 hairclips-suneo
1 red file-from dorami
We were 2nd or 3rd place, i thk. But definenately NOT 1st.... so sad ): But we managed to gather everything needed, at least. There I am, listening to out class blog music, which is as horrible as gian's singing. What kind of song is that? Byes! btw, i dun needa revise coz i revised a loooooong time ago liao. bye bye!

Exam Blues--by Doraemon

2008-08-20T21:42:00.002+08:00

I thk I got exam blues... Today I only revise a little bit bcoz I already revised most of sci yesterday (: Today so free! Then I found the website to make virtual pets on Janell's blog. Janell was my first fren at PVPS. We known each other from P1. Happy Memories.... Then I go that website and make pets. Did u c them?? All doraemonfc members can email me and want a pet on this blog. But yr pet cant b the same as others'. So far, Me, nobita, shizuka, suneo, gian, dorami and xiong jie has made one for each of ourselves. If u wanna put one on yr site, scroll down to the bottom of the SIDEBAR and u will c a link that is: Get your own virtual pets. Click and choose a pet. Then give it a name and enter yr nickname. U can even chang its colour! It can move and u can feed and play with it too! Do u wanna c my exam scedule? There u go:

Mon: Eng(down!)

Tue:Math(down!)

Wed:CL(down!)

Thu:Sci

Fri:HCL

OK thats it. Soooo many exams right? But its CA2 not SA2 so never count marks.... but still important. Just not as important as SAs only. I thk I can pass all the exams! Isnt that great? Most of the questions in the eng and cl paper r simple enough, except the open ended compre. I soooo nervous!! Tmr is Sci. Wish me gd luck!

Today I also never get scolded! 2 days in a row liao! I try very hard, ok? hope I can hold it till the end of the year. I so happy coz this wk and next wk dun have Wushu! This wk dun jhave coz of exams and next wk dun have coz...... we going to LITTLE INDIA!!! I'm sooooo excited! I never been there b4. On the form it says:

during the activity, pupils will have the poortunity to:

1)discover the rich and vibrant heritage of the indian community

2)learn abt the dried spices and their traditional uses by the local community

3)use math in context to solve inter-disciplinary word probs

4)appreciate how the different races live harmoniously together by respecting and valuing our differences.

This is compulsory. I kinda glad coz I can use it as an excuse to not go wushu ^~^ I like almost all 4 activities. ALMOST. Except No3. Why must they do that? We r going there to learn abt the indian race, not help the children there do math hw!! At national day party at sch we watch an indian show performance. So EXCITING man! I dunno why some ppl go "EW!" when they hear the word 'indian'. I mean, whats wrong with indians? I dun geddit. btw, talk abt today. Today I mostly just call my frens and ask them what animal they want 4 their pet and making them and putting them on our blog. I only spent a little time revising nature study, which is the only thing i had not revised yet... Today when PE we play Poison Ball with the boys. I keep getting hit! Nobita is soooo gd at this game! She jump over balls like mad! At last she win. We takes turns to go into the middle of the circle. At first we cant decide how to group ourselves when Nobita had this interesting idea to grp ourselves by our houses. But there was a prob.

Suneo:But theres only one harrier house!

**Everyone looks at me**

Rafi: nvm she can join falcon house.

All: ok

**Play play play play**

halfway through the game, we.....

Jun wei:Now time for the lions!

**Shizuka and Dorami steps into the circle**

Me:Wait! Since falcon has so many ppl and lion only has 2, how abt I join lion instead of falcon?

Suneo:OK.

**I step into the circle and join shizuka and dorami**

**Khairi rolls ball hard**

Khairi's ball: KAPOW!**hits my leg**

Me: Aw, man...**groans**out agn...

Khairi: Khairi saves the day!

Me:Khairi ruins the day!

Fauzi:Falcon-y time!

**Suneo, nobita, rafi steps into circle**

**I throw a ball**

**ball narrowly misses nobita and hits suneo instead**

suneo: I'm out

**rafi gets hit by jun wei's ball**

me: now only nobita the champion inside. Whoever hits him gets S$100!

nobita:oi!**jumps over a ball**

**throw throw throw throw**

**miss miss miss miss**

**jump jump jump jump**

**junwei throws a ball**

**ball hits nobita**

jun wei: doraemon gimme $100 pls.

**I give him $1**

junwei: I thought its supposed to b 100?

Me: sry hor i just go bankrupt

junwei:i dun want it...

**returns me the coin**

~~End of lesson~~

So I guess u all have read the above conversations.ok maybe yr confused by who is which house:

Lion:Shizuka, dorami

Cheetah: khairi, fauzi, jun wei

falcon: suneo, rafi, nobita

harrier: me

The houses doesnt represent anything such as yr behavior or looks so i dunno how we are grouped.....

there r only 4 houses in our sch. Then dorami start telling me abt DOORBELLS!! so disgusting rite? If u dunno what r 'doorbells' pls comment... dorami invented them....

now 10.30 liao a gotta sleep.....

G' nite!! And 4 my class, gd luck 4 yr exams!

?????? by Doraemon

2008-08-19T20:26:00.003+08:00

Hello ppl! Now theres sth I'm very puzzled abt. Today I asked Poo and Perrine for the Sci exam tested topics, and they say they dunno needa ask Mrs Khoo. Then I ask her but she say she already tell us. Got meh?? I only hear her say its tested till electricity leh. But suneo and Iris say teacher got tell us many times liao. And I was full of q marks! lyk: ???????????????? I ask Shizuka and Nobita and Dorami but they all say teacher never tell us. But how suneo and iris know?? I need to figure out this mystery. Cannot be so many ppl, including shizuka which is a very gd girl, dunno what!? So teacher got tell, ornot? I thk thats a new mystery 4 detective Doraemon and Dorami to solve!!!! I just wrote abt it in my Diary. Then I remembered abt my blog. So now I'm writing abt it. OK just a warning: I will NOT take pictures of my diary entries and put them on blogger. I will only show u if u r a close and trusted friend of mine. My diary contains my secrets of life, and even my family does not read it. Let alone friends. So unless u r a super close friend of mine, dont come up to me and say,"can u lemme see yr diary?"unless Its not so private. ok done. so I guess u all read the above paragraph...rite? So g'nite!

This time 4 real NO more revision! by Doraemon

2008-08-19T15:47:00.002+08:00

YAY!! No more revision for me (:

Sry if u have but I'm just happy for myself (:

I'm a mean person. lol!

I'm eating my guavas now. YUMMY!!

U want to know what happened today? Here you go:

This morning I couldnt get out of bed coz I slept late last night watching ghost stories on tv. Not that scary :( btw, its TRUE. In spore somemore. But when this morning I told Heyi in the hall she was freaaaaaked out! For those who don't like ghost stories, pls skip lines till u see 'end of story'

This story is told by a malay man. It happened when he was very young, when singapore was a malay kampung village. The prettiest young girl in his village was named Aishah( for malay girls who have that name, be careful.... ). Even though she was pretty, but her life was VERY bad. One day, she became pregnant and when her father, who was the leader of the village( dunno whats that called in eng) , became VERY angry when he found out. He hit Aishah very hard and the poor girl was left in her room crying and her mum comforting her. That night she gave birth to her baby. Her father was VERY angry. He sneaked into his daughter's room when she was sleeping, and carried the baby out of the house. Meanwhile, the storyteller was hiding behind a well. The cruel man then threw the crying baby into the well without hesitation. The next day, when Aishah found out that her father had killed her baby, she was very sad. She hid in her room crying all day. That night, she decided she could not take it and went to the well where her father had drowned her baby. She stood on the edge of the well, and crying sadly, she threw herself into the well. The next day, her whole family was very sad, including her father. That night, two men came to the well to investigate. They brought a torchlight with them as it was super dark. Suddenly, when they passed by the well, one of them heard sth strange. "Shhhh! Listen!" He called to the other. "What?" the second men asked. "I dont hear anything."

No1:Keep quiet and listen, will u?

**Silence**

**the sound of a young girl and a baby crying**

No1: Its coming from.... there! **points at well**

No2: yr not going there and jumping in, are u?

No1: **slaps no2** Dont talk nonsence!

No2: **Shines torch over the well**

A gentle breeze blew across the water in the well and -- r u ready for this? -- Their reflection turned to Aishah's! The two men jumped out of their skin! They threw away the torch and ran for their lives! From that day onwards, all the villagers who passed by that well at the time Aishah died heard Aishah and her baby crying. Her father suffered the most. He heard them every night no matter where he was and soon became mentally ill. One foggy night, when he was sitting on his rocking chair at the varanda(dunno how 2 spell) , distracted by the usual crying sounds. He suddenly saw a blur figure in the thick fog. He looked carefully and saw that it was a girl carrying a baby. " Aishah!" he called out, following the misty figure that was drifting further and further away from him. When "Aishah" reached the well, she half hid in the well and when the man reached out to hold her, he lost his balance and fell into the well! Ha! Serves him right!

Once agn, no one else heard that sound agn.

~~End of story~~

Ok now back to more stories of my life... today I never get scolded! The math paper was ok. But Shizuka said she didnt complete the last 4 qs of paper 1 bklet B coz she ran out of time. Poor Shizuka :( Then after sch I raced home with royston as usual and I won! He was SO angry. btw, u shouldve seen the expression on his face! lol. My class blog made new blogskin today. quite nice. Even though a littlebit plain :) no offence, dearest classmates. I finished revising already. SO FREE!!! On fri, my instructer bringing me and Niina to practice for our performance on sat. I am so nervous! Did I tell u abt my demo performance on sat? Its not really a performance, just a demo for ppl to thk if we're gd enough and at the same time advertising the sch. So I asked my instructor, ' what if i fall? wouldnt it be embaressing? ' He replied, ' no. if u fall they will clap and support you!' ok I felt a little better after hearing that. Niina also performing. I thk that Chinese girl also going... but I dont thk she likes figure skating, she everytime also never come for lessons. Recess time at sch we played hide and seek. So fun! I cant wait for fri when exam over PLUS rollerblading class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But too bad now still have 3 exams left leh! But at least tmr can come home early coz of contact time every wed. And Thursday no wushu and essay writing class coz of exams!!! So happy! Then fri also no sup class! Then two wks later is sep holidays!!! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!! after finish typing i gonna take bath then play com then play with Xiong jie. At night still cannot go blade coz of exam loh!!! **angry** Last night I finish watching the CDs that instructor lend me. Except the one where there are children dancing... but I thk I wanna watch with my family better.

Wait, wait! dont go yet! I have an announcement to make! its for thos who read the ghost story. We have a competition! Answer either one of the questions below! have fun! send yr answers to

doraemonfc1997@gmail.com

Due: End of sep holidays

the best answers will be shown. pls give us yr nickname and email.

Q1: If u were Aishah, will u haunt yr father? why?

Q2: if you were Aishah's dad, what will u do if u see aishah in the fog? why?

**Q3: What is the moral of the story?

Hope u can take part! bye! see you all at night!

Woohoooooo..... by Doraemon

2008-08-18T19:09:00.002+08:00

YES! AT LEAST I can post for awhile. A WHILE ONLY. understood? so dun ask me to stay here the whole day. Later I still gotta spend the whole night revising leh! Today I get scolded again leh! I go copy Poo's science wbk corrections...... then get caught so unlucky. But I dunno cannot copy corrections..... many ppl also copy! Why isit always me who get scolded 1st? Why am I so unlucky!? Yesterday night I still pray for luck leh! Buddha! Why dun give me luck!? :( I wish I am as lucky as Dorami.... she never get caught..... I'm not jealous, just envious. I wish I can be as skillful as her... Then today afternoon I so tired that I sleep for 1h then I wake up to finish Science corrections and revise a little... then I go Skylace for tuition. Rei ni never come today coz she needa revise a lot. Then Yizhen and me start talking when we finish our work. Then we are the 1st to leave! Isnt that great? My school luck is bad, but maybe my other lucks are good! **beams** so only 1% of my luck is super bad. No wait 10% coz school takes up most of yr life :( I thk theres lightning outside..... I gotta go. See ya tmr! IF I can.....

Scary...... by Doraemon

2008-08-17T20:49:00.002+08:00

Today I learnt sth new! And I spelled Niina name wrongly in the last post... We learnt a combination jump, which is to do many wall jumps together. My maximum number of jumps is 4 jumps. Niina's is 2. Then there was once I did it wrongly and my hands, instead of looking as if I'm pushing open a window, looked like I was jumping up and plucking a fruit from a tree! Then my instructor did sth funny. He immetated me and jumped, and as he jumped, he said, "mangoes! coconuts! Apples!" Niina and I laughed so hard, we almost exploded!! Then there was once Niina's legs and my legs got entagled and we both fell at the same time! My arm hurt a lot. But now its ok. My instuctor even brought some music for us to choose for our- are you ready for this- a demonstration performance next week! Yes, you read that right! Its just a demonstration for new students. Nice. Mama bought Niina and I Chrysanthemum tea after lesson! WOW! I was very thirsty, so I gulped down the drink. But as I was on the way home in Papa's car, I remembered sth scary....... My young Mathematician Card! I thought I passed it up, but it ended up in my file! OK. I'm gonna gather up my courage and tell teacher tmr! Nobita said I should do that. Its just..... too scary. I'm scared..... :(

HURRAY! NO MORE REVISION! by Doraemon

2008-08-17T11:38:00.002+08:00

HURRAY!!! now I can use the computer next week bcoz I finished revising! I am so happy! later I am going to the skating class. I forgot to say that my instructor lended me three CDs abt figure skating. I already watched one, so I'm gonna return it today. I'm gonna watch the next one after I finish posting. But next wk I can only post at night. And I can only post super short ones. Too bad! And not EVERY day of next wk.... just two days: Tues and thurs. Its at least better than 0 days rite? Goody good. (: byes!

Bout Today by Doraemon

2008-08-16T21:56:00.002+08:00

Today was such a long day! I went to ballet, and brought along my rollerblading clothes so I could change into them coz I'm not going home after ballet, I'm going to Skating lesson in papa's car along with the whole family rightaway. I wont right the private stuff, but after ballet class, when I was waiting for an empty changing room for me to change(there were only two changing rooms), there were a group of girls who asked me to go into the changing room and change together. Ew..... I mean, I'm not used to changing with other ppl, and I never done anything like that b4. So I hesitated for a moment, then decided that we were all girls, so they wouldnt want to look at me. And even if they do, we're all girls..... rite? So I said yes, and went in. Its so cramped! And we keep on aciidentaly glance over at one another. But they didnt seem to mind. I guess they do this all the time. So when I reached the Pasir Ris MRT station, I called my papa as planned, and papa drove the whole family to pick me up at the bus stop, then in the car they told me that we were taking lesson at geylang bahru instead of Marine Parade. Then we arrived at a sheltered area where there were a few ppl there. I hate that place! No1, there are small drains on the floor so we can trip over them and fall, so its not a suitable place for blading IMO. No2, the ppl there were like, not proper ppl! They are like, perverts! They keep staring at females, including Mama, Minna and I! Yes, Minna and I. They even want to look at children! OMG! Then there was even someone sleeping there! But at least the space was big enough for us to practice. You'll never guess what I learned, in just my SECOND lesson of figure skating! A wall JUMP!!! I actually can do a half jump! First you do half a mohawk( you are rolling backwards). Wait a minute. Those who dunno how to skate skip this and go away! You wont understand....... unless you just wanna listen. then u lift up your back leg, which is your left leg if you are starting from the right leg, and turn and do a half jump, and land on your right leg. Once you land, you IMMEDIATELY switch to the outer edge so that you can balance. I practiced quite a few times, and I finally can do it! First we do it on foot so that we can learn the steps first. Scary when I first tried, it was scary! Minna tried very hard, but she still only can glide a little bit. Poor Minna! Hope she catches up soon. Then we end lesson at 7.30pm and papa bought a pair of pants( we call it the buttock guard coz it protects your butt) that has a thin sponge at the back to protect your butt. I dunno the proper name, have to ask papa tmr. And I forgot to tell u that I have another classmate( she is not new) who is Chinese. She learn for quite a long time, but she is almost as good as I am. My instructor says she have attitude problems so she learns slower. Let's hope she can catch up. She didnt come today coz she was too lazy, according to papa. The butt guards cost bloody $40!!!!!! How expensive! It is only used for building up confidence when jumping. My instructor said that children learning figure skating in Taiwan wear these pants. So we bought a pair of it. Its worn on the outside of your normal pants, not the inside. It looks really bulky so you dont have to wear it all the time. Theres a reason for wearing it on the outside. So if you wanna stop training jumping, you can just take them off. Its really convenient. Ok I just asked Mama what they are called. They're called crash pants. Funny name. I'm gonna bring it to lesson tmr for training my jumps. Then after lesson we go to Changi Airport Terminal 3 food court to eat dinner. Xiong jie and I both ate chicken rice and Chrysanthemum tea. Then I helped papa but coke zero. Then we went home and I started typing this, and halfway through mama asked me to take my bath( I didnt mention it) and I continued. Now I finished typing. G' nite!

FINALLY!

2008-08-16T19:22:00.002+08:00

FINALLY! Singapore will win either a GOLD or SILVER for olympics! It is the TABLE TENNIS. Singapore will versus China 2morrow, which is Sunday. 7:30. Don't miss it!

Singapore can go in to FINAL is because of Tian Wei FENG. If not, Singapore will versus HKG, to win for BRONZE.PAIseh. Don't how to read the country's full name. LOls. :b

HOPE SINGAPORE WILL WIN A GOLD

dun b bored.... by Doraemon

2008-08-16T12:18:00.002+08:00

Hey, dun b so bored tat i cant post for mon to thurs next week...... but u still have stuff to do here!! u can play the christmas game, listen to doraemon song( i will install new songs soon), chat with yr friends on the cbox and take our friend test! i will try to find more fun stuff later.... i will be coming back late. i gotta go ballet @ 1.15pm and after ballet straightaway go skating class! so i will make use of this time to fing more games and music, ok? bye! see you tonight!

Can I become an olympic skater? by doraemon

2008-08-15T21:58:00.002+08:00

Can I bcome an olympic skater? but too bad they never include skating in the olympics :( If they do it when i grow up, in will try out for sure! but can I win? I'm not sure. U know wat? ALL the "singaporeans" who took part in the beijing olympics are imported from China! There r no real singaporeans! I mean, arent the gov ashamed? even if we win, its not OUR honour! okok i know tat spore made it to the finals, along with China, but the competitor is also imported from China! I thk we singaporeans should feel ashamed bcoz if we cant train our ppl to be gd enough for the olympics, just admit tat we are not gd enough 4 the olympics and shut up! But the gov so Ai Mian Zi and go buy all the gd ppl from China to participate in the olympics in the name of spore! So the Ping Pong finals is spore versus China. The "singaporean" is chinese, so even if we win, its the chinese who are proud. If we lose, its the same! so WHY ON EARTH is the gov so proud of Tao Li! It should be China who is proud! IMO, we should use our own strength to do things, whether its gd or bad. Why be so Ai Mian Zi and do such shameful things!? importing ppl from China. Such losers! spore, ADMIT THAT YOU LOSE AND STOP TRYING TO LOOK GOOD!! if yr ugly, show it and shut up. Why buy so many expensive makeup when u r poor and dont even know where to apply it, for goodness sake, singapore. I am gonna try as hard as i can to be an olympic champion!!!! FINE. laugh all u want. I am gonna overcome all odds and make it to the olympics in the name of a TRUE singaporean!!!

Kindness world (must read!!!) by Doraemon

2008-08-15T19:16:00.003+08:00

Looks like tis world is filled with kindness after all! i feel soooo happy tat i forgot my unlucky thing. u know wats my unlucky thing? actually, there r 2 things: one, i thought a handed in my young mathematician card, but i found it in my file! did i hand it up, or did i hand up sth else accidentally and thought it was the math card? should i tell teacher, or keep it a secret? two, when i was blading just now, i fell down and broke my wrist guard! ok back to happy stuff, when we were waiting for Xiong jie to come back from tuition at the white sands passenger pick-up point, i saw an old man riding a bicycle fall down from his bike and onto the grass!! i wanted to help him up, but when i was abt to walk there, i saw a young man walk over to the old man and help him up! The old man thanked the young man and the young man smiled and said tat it was nothing and every1 should do tat. So learn to b like the young man ok? see? tis world IS full of kindness after all! such ppl r very rare, almost extinct, in spore nowadays. why? why r singaporeans lyk tis? i just dun understand. we singaporeans have a nice and comfortable life for ourselves, so why not help others? i mean, i can understand if u already fell down and u cant help the other person who fell down bcoz u yrself already fallen, but all the passer-bys, except tat young man of course, just pretended as if NOTHING happened and walked pass!! I just CANNOT believe it. and, no one else fell down! so why wont they help the old man up? its not lyk u will die after helping tat man rite?? just a simple simple act of kindness can let u have a gd impression in others' eyes. soooo many ppl wanna b popular, so why wont they help others, and let every1 remember them, and bcome popular??? i am SO confused......... okok i know tat helping others should be out of the kindness of yr heart, not bcoz u wanna b popular or wanna get praises. And if every1 wants to b happy, why wont they help others? if u help others, u will AUTOMATICALLY b happy yrself! those who never help others b4, u will not understand tis wonderful feeling, if u want, try to help some1 and u will have tat wonderful feeling, trust me. As i mentioned tat helping others should b out of the kindness of yr heart, not to b popular, but its better to help others 4 popularity than not help AT ALL, rite? geddit? so start helping NOW!!!!dun wait, start RIGHT NOW!! YES, u read tat rite. any1 in yr family needs help?? ************************************************************************************ Gotta eat dinner now, see ya later!!!!! ok finished dinner! ok now talk abt rollerblading. I fell 5 times!!!! Xiong jie soo weak loh! He fell one time on the butt then he cry and cry and cry then(he does not want me to say tat) then he dun wanna skate anymore and just sit down there. Then once i fell so badly tat my wrist guard broke!! needa get papa to buy a new one...... then we go home at 7pm but my load was muchmuch lighter than yesterday's :D Granma one hand carry Xiong jie's chicken rice and the other hand carry my helmet with my guards inside. i one hand carry one shate and the other hand carry the other skate. Xiong jie also. My maid one hand carry our bag of water bottles and other hand carry Xiong jie's helmet with guards inside. So its fair! Everyone has TWO hands busy, not three and not one. we didn't buy anything after tat. Granma bought the chicken rice when we were skating. I trained almost EVERYTHING!! i even started to learn my right leg 3-turn. I also train the other leg 3-turn, both sides crossover, left leg backwards crossover and mohawk. Xiong jie just train crossover then he KABOOM!! liao. lol. Then we go home and nothing more!!!!! byes!

DONE! by doraemon

2008-08-15T16:42:00.002+08:00

DONE!! I finally finished 2day's revision............ **faints due 2 overwork** okok lol. I dunno why i lyk 2 say tat so much. btw, I'm just wondering why my class blog is soooooooo DEAD! the ones in charge of the blog never post PLUS come!!! wierd. no offence, btw. OW!!!!!! I just knocked my knee. ouchy-ouch. granma watching tv downstairs.... -.-.... i dunno why she lyk tat show, Yi Nan Wang so much! its SO lame. guess how many episodes there r so far? 500+!!!!! won't tat show ever finish!? Xiong jie at tution now..... Skylace Languge School @ White Sands. I'm kinda advertising 4 them. lol. 5th storey, btw. Then there's also this tution school @ the same location as Skylace, I can read. wierd name loh! Every1 can read wat! and agn, no offence :) Xiong jie have 2 tuitions: Skylace 4 chinese and ICR 4 English. I older than him yet only have 1 tuition leh! unbelievable rite? 4 the whole of next wh mon - thurs i CANT use the com! so u wont be able to read my posts :( but at least u can visit! we have those games and polls to see and play! so at least there isnt absolutely NOTHING to do @ doraemonfc blog :) and u can let all those falling butterflies hyptonise u.......... and fall asleep! zzzzzzzzzz......... ok awake now! I love skylace! i know the work is harder than pvps, but at least its quieter, and surprisingly, my tuition teacher never scold me at all! gave u a shock rite? Xiong jie HATES ICR....... he say there not fun or sth......... but i thk its just a normal sch! We BOTH luv Skylace! and we both hate school. I dunno why i dun find it so tedious to do skylace hw and work, even though its muchmuch harder than pvps work.... i lyk studying at skylace but not pvps...... wierd rite? i always pay more attention @ skylace but not pvps, always hand up work on time @ skylace but not pvps........... loooooooooong list . I dunno why. i'm just toooooooooooooo wierd! i never go ICR b4 leh! but my ballet fren Cherilyn say she go there than she also dun lyk......... wats wrong with them? but how am i supposed to know? i'm not an ICR student...... tmr got ballet leh! but at least after ballet got skating ^~^ thking of mqaking faces(ex:=)), i thought of tat time when we just created tis blog, nobita and me, chatting on the tagboard (tat time too quiet @ tis blog no1 know abt it), nobita keep typing wierd faces lyk: 0.o, //??, ??// I dunno wat they mean! then i type in tagboard: 'stop making funny faces can?' then he say:' tats called funny faces ah' then he call me and repeat the sentence. i laughed SOOOO hard, i thk i was abt to BURST!!! then i ask my papa wat tis:0.o mean, then he say is one eye big one eye small. WIERD. where on Earth did u learn tis nobita? Africa? Antartica? lol. btw, how to play mahjong huh? i dunno how 2 play leh. ok dun worry i'm not gonna gamble just wanna play. if u know how, tell me in comments, thx. byes i go prepare 4 skating liao.

Hi! By Doraemon

2008-08-15T09:25:00.003+08:00

Good morning everybody! c'mon rise and shine! Its a beautiful day, isnt it? I mean in S'pore. The sun is shining brightly, the birds are chirping happily on the starfruit tree in my garden(tats the birds' favourite tree), and there are flowers blooming all over! Ok enough abt weather. There I am, sitting on my chair beside the com in my pyjamas(i just woke up) and waiting for 9.30 so i can watch tv. I was reading blogs (: ok just come back from watching tv........ I CANT WAIT FOR TMR!!!!!! of course, bcoz of the figure skating class :) Tooo bad 2day i needa spend Xtra time revising...... 3h!!!!!! i thk i'll die! but lickily it includes 15 min break, i cant last tat long revising..... 1.30-4.30pm toooo tedious! but theres nothing i can do abt it every school has exams....): Exam time is the WORST!!!! so anyway, going skating agn 2day, 5.30pm. in CC. same time, same place. same ppl. i dunno if papa and mama will come back early so i can change time and go there after dinner. After dinner got longer time 2 practice wat! luckily all my hw finish liao just gotta prepare newspaper cuttings 4 next wk(tis wk teacher say dun need coz of exams) i already cut out 5 liao just havent check meanings....... and still needa do little red dot reading passport!!!!! I only do 2 wks.....lol. but dorami even worse.she say she havent even started!! omg. after tat scolding from teacher, i actually wrote NEWSPAPER CUTTINGS in BIG letters on a piece of paper and pasted it on my wall so i wont forget. just soooo bugged by hw..... ):

OMG!!!! By Doraemon

2008-08-14T22:45:00.001+08:00

U know wat guys? my mum just come back and she said she ate FORTY 40 longans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **faints** lol tats just enough to feed my WHOLE class!

Ouch! By Doraemon

2008-08-14T19:42:00.003+08:00

My arms ACHE! all bcoz of my big heavy rollerblading guards.... wait. i'm telling all tis SDROWKCAB(backwords)!! ok lemme tell u from the beginning. we went to CC @ 5.30, as planned. Then we go and skate. U wont b lieve it! My 3-turn actually bcame VERY smooth! Xiong jie keep taking up my space lor! **kicks sleeping Xiong jie** But i dunno whether its ABSOLUTELY correct! needa wait till sat 2 ask my instructor ): dunno if Miina got improve? i hope yes! She's soooo hardworking! Then 1 ant go climb into my water bottle. EW!!!! I poured away all the water and my granny go coffee united and buy mineral water 4 me. Then wat happened next is...gotta go eat dinner later i continue........... OK finish!! 2day's dinner is fried rice. Xiong jie hates crabstick! He wont even it a little slice. Then granny go and scold him and make him eat it. lol! u shouldve seen the expression on his face when he was eating it! It was like he was chewing on bird poo! ok back to non-eating subjects.... Then wat happed next is Practice,practice,practice......... until 7pm! Then I carried ALL of my guards, and skates! I put all my guards in my helmet, then i put it pinned to my left armpit, and held 1 skate in my left hand, and the other in my right hand! Xiong jie so gd lor! he only carry his water bottle! Then we go Prima Deli(the cake shop at Elias mall) 2 buy waffles 4 supper and walk ALL THE WAY up the multi storey carpark! I thk i walked abt more than 1km!!! I feel like my left arm's gonna break anytime! but now its recovered. Then i fight with Xiong jie abt who is stronger..... HE was the one who started the fight, not me. Xiong jie now watching his looney toons DVD on TV in the living room downstairs. He on sound sooo LOUD lor! even i upstairs in my room still can hear the tv soooo clearly! he's a lonney toons freak, i tell u. papa and mama still havent come back ): they every thurs come back very late. OUCH!!!!! Xiong jie suddenly on the sound so loud! DEAFENING!!! OW!!! my ears hurt agn! wait i go and ask him to on sound softer abit.... ok settled now! I jus cant wait 4 Sat!!! lets see... wat else to say? ok nothing else! i go to watch looney toons with Xiong jie liao. Byes!

Joke 4 the day!

2008-08-14T16:26:00.002+08:00

Hello everybody! I know we havent post jokes 4 a long time...sry! There u go, 2day's joke:

Q:Where do flour and eggs meet(mate)?

long-time ago ans:in Chile!

ppl taking part:000

as usual, ans in comments revealing ans tmr. gd luch 4 yr exams!

By Doraemon

2008-08-14T15:47:00.002+08:00

Hey every1! i'm taking a break from studying! i thk my head's gonna burst! ok just lemme explain to u the meaning of today's quote by me. i thk most of u wont understand it... u know when most children study, they do TONS of assesments? am i rite? but some of them still do not do very well 4 their exams? u wanna know why? I thk most of u cant get tis rite 4 sure: Q: which pupil will do better, pupil A, who does tons of assessments 4 hours, or pupil B who only flips through his files 4 only 30 mins a day? Ans: Pupil B! but why? simple. the most important thing isnt how hard u work, but how WELL u work. Pupil B flips through his files, so he looks at all the mistakes he's done and learns from them. Pupil A only does assessment book but does not learn from his mistakes. So do u wanna pupil A or B? u decide :)

By Doraemon

2008-08-14T13:10:00.003+08:00

Yesterday I went to the Pasir Ris Elias CC to practice figure skating! Too bad I cant practice at the Pasir Ris Park skating rink coz the floor will spoil my wheels. Figure skating wheels r soooo troublesome! So i went to the CC open area to skate with papa, mama, Xiong jie and my maid.

My maid didnt skate ok? So dun get freaked out. Even though the space is big, we can only use a teeny-tiny bit of space. u know why? there were ppl practicing Wushu there! not NORMAL ppl. My coach! I was too shy to say hi at first ( sometimes i'm shy) but papa puhed me there and said i MUST train my courage. there were not only wushu ppl, but 4 annoying bikes circling around lyk mad. but at least they go away soon :) they occupy soooo much space! xiong jie and i r gping skating @ 5.30 2day. IF it doesnt rain... I thk i seriously need to b braver sometimes...I set time table 2 revise from 2 to 4.30 everyday tis weekend. Ay, have u heard of the digging-nose test? its not really a test.... just to see whether u r thick-skinned ornot. its lyk tis: you:have u ever digged yr nose? other person: .... if he/she says yes, she's not thick-skinned.If no, call her an alien coz every1 picks their nose...rite? IN THE TOILET. have u ever picked yr nose in public b4? hope not. Actually, i USED to do tat. when i was abt 4 years old. I actually did it in the MRT!!!! ew rite? i tell u something: u know tat some adults do tis too? ok back to non-related nose subjects.... btw, i really, really dont wanna hav exams! I hate revising. its soooo tedious! I will try and post when taking my 10 min break ok? I wish i wont b so forgetful! the main reason tat i get scolded is bcoz of my forgetfulness, unattentiveness and SLEEPINESS! ok i dun sleep in class but i ALMOST dozed off one day. got scolded coz i "wasnt paying attention".. actually the real reason is tat i had i BIG night and almost dozed off... Mrs khoo thought i talking to Hazirah and made me switch places with nobita... i dun mind btw, i dun really like talkin to her anyway, she's just my fren not best fren. i still can survive without her. ok i better rush only got 15 mins b4 revising time! actually, i kinda lyk tis new place better coz i can see the board clearer. it also DEFININATELY makes me pay more attention. but got scolded still **sniffs** i thk the only place who suits me best is still the front of the classroom beside shawn.. I dun wanna sit with him agn! he keeps putting up lame performances, ex: how to fart with yr armpit: how to make green sperms, etc. he's defininately crazy, that person. now he's sitting with Jia hao, one of the craziest ppl in the class. i thk he gotta do TWELVE newspaper cuttings by Mon!! My record is 4. Wei quan got six. u will b surprised tat jia hao's a WORSE student than me! u surely thk i'm the worse student in the world rite? see? i proved u wrong! ok 8 more mins.....!! i thk i better of the com now , byes every1! g'nite! lol

WARNING: MR LIM ON THE WAY!!!

2008-08-14T08:57:00.005+08:00

b careful every1! u know wat dorami tell me yesterday? She say tat Mr lim, our discipline master, is checking the whole of pvps students' blogs by the end of the year! Luckily our blog got no bad words or else we will get punished... But i'm rather curious abt tis conversation: Dorami: doraemon u know wat? i heard sb say tat Mr Lim checking everybody blog by the end of the year! our blog got bad words ornot? Doraemon: Why? Dorami: coz he will scold us, or even worse, 4 putting bad words in our blogs. Doraemon: oh i'm not scared our blog got no bad words by the way *sighs with relief* Dorami: yah or else he'll get mad at us! Doraemon: but wat if some ppl in the school dun wanna tell mr lim their blog add? Dorami: he can find out even if we dun tell him! scary! Doraemon:how? force the truth out of us? Dorami: NO. he can jus on the com, key in our names and he can see whether we have blogs ornot. if we have, then he'll see it and then he can go to our blogs. Doraemon: wat type of service is tat!? Dorami:u mean MR LIM!? Doraemon: no i mean the com. he use wat 2 document or website 2 key in our names and find out our blog Dorami: tat i dunno. sb told me. Doraemon:who? Dorami: i dunno its some sort of rumour i thk Doraemon: does saying tat i hate school count? Dorami: i dunno, but maybe **end of conversation** I shivered with fright. wat if mr lim will delete my blog 4 saying tat i hate school? but not only i hate school wat! 99.9999999... % of singaporean children hate school so its no big deal.but better keep a lookout jus in case.

Now in S'pore+Xiaxue

2008-08-12T21:42:00.003+08:00

I just dont UNDERSTAND why r ppl sooooo NOT courtiest!? When they want 2 get onto the MRT, cant they wait for ppl 2 get down 1st? AND they wont even offer a seat 2 an old lady or pregnant woman.... how rude.... and speaking of MRT.... You know Xiaxue's blog? She wrote tat some 'smelly' uncle sat on the mrt next 2 her and accidentally tickled her with his sleeve? I thk its toooooo rude! The uncle did NOT do it on purpose and its NOT his fault. And u guess wat she said? she said tat they(the smrt) should have a 'smelly chamber' for wat she calls smelly ppl. Its PUBLIC TRANSPOT, EXCUSE ME! Be more courtiest next time, Xiaxue...... doesnt mean yr famous means u can criticise ppl. KK i know wat ur gonna say, tat young ppl cannot criticise adults and watever..... but I dun see it tis way... i feel tat not only adults do things rite. So whether, adult or child, WRONG MEANS WRONG. I'm sorry Xiaxue, but i thk its time you stop being rude. pls.... i dun like ppl like tis.... try to imagine if u were the uncle and you are reading something like your blog. I hope u understand.

Its all abt.....

2008-08-11T21:01:00.003+08:00

HOMEWORK! I dunno why i post sooo much 2day but i jus feel lyk it maybe.... its fun ^~^ I still dun understand why,what,when, and who is hw! u know how much nobita lykes hw..... rite? k nobita dont get angry i just saying.... but i dun understand u? why on earth did u lyk hw? and how on earth did u lyk hw??? i'm soooo confused

My wierd+impossible wish

2008-08-11T20:46:00.003+08:00

almost every dream tat i hav is impossible..... listen 2 tis 1:u know doraemon has a machine tat can let humans exchange body parts rite? i wan tat sooooo much!!! i want it so tat i can exchange fingers with dorami..... mine if so ugly compared 2 hers... T_T

hw time!

2008-08-11T15:16:00.002+08:00

I tried calling dorami jus now but no1 pickup.... i guess i have 2 do hw myself........ poor me! i mean very i mean SUPER poor meeeeeeeeee!!!

Me agaaaaiiinnnn

2008-08-11T15:08:00.002+08:00

ok its me, doraemon agn... i know yr bored of jus seeing me everyday and not nobita and dorami but i guess their giving themsleves exam pressure..... cant blame them....... I just post coz i'm so lazy 2 do hw!! and dorami promised 2 do hw with me but she's gone.... maybe try calling her agn..... i'm soooo bored later still gt tution leh!byes

GONE CRAZY

2008-08-11T14:53:00.003+08:00

Sry 4 just now... ok where did i stop? oh right. well my papa can sometimes talk a little crazy but i love him irregardless =) But he's really strict sometimes i tell u. IF u put TWO toes out of line he'll ground u 4 sure... beware. Hey have u read the most famous blog in asia : http://xiaxue.blogspot.com ? Well i dont really understand it but its still quite nice, i thk. I dont understand why she wont pit a tagboard.... well i wish our blog can be as famous as hers... no i'm not hungry 4 fame i just wan more ppl 2 join our club so the ppl in the world will be friendlier.... so i commented on her blog an asked her 2 link us ^~^ I dunno why she puts soooo looooooooooooooooooooong mascara... i'm not insulting her, just feeling wierd. so i wish u can lyk ... contribute tuh the world? lol maybe =)

Papa's "blog"

2008-08-11T14:32:00.002+08:00

ok I know tis is not my blog but tis is still a group blog so all the officers can type their feelings in! Look Xiong jie's still a trainee so don't blame him 4 not knowing how 2 type PLUS he's only 6!! So just get back 2 the story... =) u know wat? Well if u read my blog u will know tat I went figure skating yesterday. Before i go and when i was waiting outside my papa's car for my mother I asked my papa , " Papa, why dont u want 2 have a blog?" "Why should I?" he said, obviously too lazy to post... " Well it would b nice coz its lyk yr diary 2 type in yr feelings." And u guess wat he said? you'll NEVER guess in a million years: "A DIARY? 4 wat? should i type tis: Today i woke up at 7am, brushed my teeth sat down on the toilet bowl and started 2 do big buisness, then I did 2 KILOGRAMS of buisness and flushed the toilet 4 the 1st time but it wouldn't go away... 2nd time, no. 3rd time,yes." I gotta go toilet sry see u later!

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